snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

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(Source: snorlaxatives)

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

(Source: canadumb)

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(Source: hanamurateruteru)

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

 Anonymous: Wow your stunning!

Haha thanks babe :)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

catallenas:

kuueater:

doitsundere:

lionessjenna:

doitsundere:

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sure little guy

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