*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me
Haha thanks babe :)
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them